2011/04/27

Sarcastic revenge


After my last blog post about some really stupid mistakes guys make when talking with girls, I gained some fans. XDD One of them is my new friend Marc who is a really awesome person. ;D He also encouraged me to write a new blog post about my 'adventures' with random dumbasses. XDD He told me this after I asked him if I should write blog post about dumbasses that are annoying me:

You should! Direct everyone through words, through pics of this man's idiotic attempt to make a fool outta you~;) <...> I think it'll be good to expose this moron!>:D
Thanks Marc for your encouragement. ;D
Back to the topic.
Today I'm being really sarcastic. Two good points about it!
  1. Losers get off very fast.
  2. I get new adventures. ;DD
Oh and FYI morons I'll talk about in this post are from one social website of my country.
Today I had two losers. That means two adventures. XD
ADVENTURE NUMBER 1
Some random dude, I don't even remember his name, comes and says:

Hey! Gimme your number!
Dude, I don't even know your name, who the fuck are you? XD After I refused to give it, he started posting me smilies with crying faces. When I said it won't help, he just didn't reply to me anymore. That was an easy one. XDD
ADVENTURE NUMBER 2 a.k.a. the DUMBASS
The chatting was one awkward shit if you ask me.
(Keep in mind that all chatting was in my mother tongue)

He: hello. ;]
Me: Hey.
He: you listen to rock?
Me: Yes.
He: and I see in your photos that you are... fashionable maybe... ;]
Me: I don't care about fashion. I have my own style. 

Apparently he doesn't know the difference between 'fashionable' and 'stylish'. But that can be forgiven. LOL.
But apparently the chat stopped here. You wonder why? Well that's simple. He also was commenting under one of my photos in photo gallery there.

He: This hairstyle is very popular among Asian women.
This is where dumbness begins. >:}

Me: Logical, because I'm interested in that.
He: Oh! So I'm not dumb at all! XD 

...you say?

Me: But your comment wasn't really clever LOL. This hairstyle is not really popular, it's more like traditional hairstyle.
He: You with your sayings like 'LOL' don't look clever also. ;]
Oooooo U mad? >:3

Me: Do you even know what it means?
He: Yes
Me: Doesn't look like. XDDD
After posting his last comment he just...disappeared!! XDDD I couldn't see his profile or anything. It showed me that the user doesn't exist anymore. Wow!! That was a really easy and stupid one dude. ;DD I dunno what's the reason of running away from me like that but I guess he's afraid I will haunt him till death. Yeah, that's the reason... XDD
Anyways, today I remembered good old times. And I started feeling evil again. Yeah evil...


(click HERE if you want to see what that weird and scary thing is)
Sweet revenge... =w=
Have a nice night without nightmares!! Keep in mind that after reading this you can be cursed by Rinatsu's evil curse!!! Naaaah I'm just kidding. XD ILY all. ;D
Enjoy the adventures of your life. Bye bye!~ *hugs*
~Rinatsu~ (I even started used evil colours LOL XD)Follow my Twitter for daily dose of funny/random/depressive/nerdy tweets. ;DMy Facebook Page

2011/04/24

Rules for boys

I bet you're wondering now: 'What's this shit? So not Rinatsu's style.' Well yeah you're right but it's not my problem! It all started with my new photo...


After posting this photo as my default one in various social websites a lot of dudes came to me asking if I'll marry them... NAAAAAAAH I'm just kidding, they'll be dead now if they did that. Hahahaha.
Actually I came out with the idea to write this kind of blog post because I got annoyed by stupid behaviour of guys. And some of them are so stupid that they think it's the right behaviour.
I think I chose the wrong word...
All men that are reading it... I've heard a lot of times that most of you don't know how to talk with girls. Some of you even asked me advices how to  do that. Well, there's only ONE BIG RULE for that.
You will never guess it is like that but...

JUST BE YOURSELVES

Could you guess it's that simple???
I just got sooo annoyed by your all time tough ass behaving every time you talk to a girl.
  1. SHOWING YOUR 'AMAZING' MUSCLES
    You call it cool. We call it fail. Yes, we do. On the one hand I respect those dudes who work hard to get the body they want. I accept sharing those photos on some social websites to show your buddies the progress. But putting them as a profile pic on the websites where you're trying to find some girl to talk or so...no comments dude...
  2. NAMING ALL THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN YOUR LIFE
    That's another huge fail. Yes, you've lived a lot of years in your life. Yes, you've archived a lot in those years. But dude...talking about it all the time without shutting up and not even letting your girl friend say anything...go fuck yourself then with all your achievements. (Some friends sometimes get so shocked when they find out that I go to music school,they get all 'why you didn't say anything about it till now???'. Because I just don't feel like flattering myself. I'm not some kind of spoilt brat...)
  3. TEASING GIRLY STUFF
    Dude, you got hobbies right? Like...cars, basketball/football, casino (LOL), body building, working out... Things that girls usually don't like. The main thing is that most of those things are not just hobbies for you but also the life style. For your information, we also have hobbies and a lot of them are our lifestyle too. Hair styling, make up, skin/hair care, fashion and stuff... A lot of you don't understand our lifestyles. So do we (I'm talking about YOUR lifestyles, not ours LOL). So lets become tolerant with each other and keep in mind that you are males and we are females. Even though some of us may look so similar (by behaving, aims in lives, interests), each of us has our own life we sometimes need to have private from others if it disturbs anyone.
  4. WE ARE NOT ALIENS FROM ANOTHER PLANET
    It's almost the most important thing. Didn't you know that? We are HUMAN BEINGS too.
Just be yourself dang it!!! Stop acting like tough ass because you only look dumb. We are not blind. We see how awkward you look when trying to be liked by us. But you know what we like best? Your inside. So stop trying to be someone else and show some feelings. We fall in love with the one inside you, not the brick you act.
Stop wasting time being stupid.
Ahhhhhh I feel so good I finally said everything I wanted to say for such a long time. XD
I hope you enjoyed reading it but the most important YOU LEARNED something from it. I just really hope...
With love...
She-knows-you-all ~Rinatsu~
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